I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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