Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
sex in a hospital.. check
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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