your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
So many bounce houses so little time
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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