you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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