My friends, they love my intelligence
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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