what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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