How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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