who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She's the barista slut.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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