dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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