My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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