You work out of a Hotel?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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