My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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