Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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