People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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