Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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