If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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