plz talk dirty to me
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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