I wish i was in the wii world.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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