hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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