me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
should my penis look like a turkey
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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