:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I lost the right to judge tonight
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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