how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
