she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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