I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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