Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
