question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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