How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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