I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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