I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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