Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
4 words: hood of his car
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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