Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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