gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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