the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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