k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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