Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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