He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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