I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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