So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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