I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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