This is not my ceiling
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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