Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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