So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
3 2 1 whiskey
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
