i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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