no. you can't hotbox the world.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So much Jack, so little girl.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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