why didn't you poke me back
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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