Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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