so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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