Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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