Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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