Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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