just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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